December 2006

Due to popular request…

A bit of nipplage. When words for blogging just won’t come, show a body part or two.

Wonderful Stuff

I know how much my wife and brother will enjoy having this jammed into their eardrums, and thought I would share it with EVERYONE else. Thanks to Lee for the link. Technorati : Muppets Powered by Zoundry

Live Free or Die Hard!

You know you’ve been waiting for it. I know I have anyway. Bruce Willis kicks ass. The trailer for Die Hard 4 is up here. You can also find it on youtube, but the quality of the video isn’t as good. The movie synopsis says: An attack on the vulnerable United States computer infrastructure begins…Read more

Nastiness

I don’t know what the hell I ate yesterday but it was damn sure worse coming out than it was going in. Sweet Jesus. Technorati : crap blogging Powered by Zoundry

Fudge Brownies

Getting slightly (just slightly) older, I always worry about losing control of my sphincter muscles during that wonderful act and you are about ready to orgasm but might have to fart too. Ever wonder what it’s like to get shit on? Yeah, me either, but this guy knows. Go check out his beautiful Christmas story….Read more

Another Day in Paradise #7,295

On New Years Day I will have been with my company for twenty years. Damn. Some days it feels like 100 times longer, but there are days that I feel like I am still 20, just not as many. With three kids to get through college over the next 18 years, I have at least…Read more

Christmas Desktop

My current desktop. I like it, but it is very bright. I don’t see using it but for a couple more days. Technorati : Windowblinds Powered by Zoundry

A quick break

I managed to get home for a couple of hours. I just woke up and am trying to suck down a cup of coffee before heading back. They were actually supposed to call me and wake me up 40 minutes ago, but have apparently forgotten. It was as bust as I had anticipated, maybe a…Read more

God, what a goatfuck

Tonight was just a short preview for me of what it will be like at work tomorrow. They got hammered about 7pm, and called me at 7:30. I went in an expedited until about ten or so. I have two waitresses that are basically just pieces of shit and will be gone soon after the…Read more

Alien Ass Attack

My son turns 18 in January. Knowing how broke I am this year he has asked for a PC game, Alien Shooter: Vengeance, except that when he told me the name he said “Alien Shooter Colon Vengeance”. I about lost my cookies thinking about the alien ass munchers and where exactly they sell this game….Read more