I am the Trashman…

Updated 10/14/08 – Casey Anthony has been indicted by a grand jury on seven counts including 1st Degree Murder and is in police custody. More info here.

Sitting in a Florida garden waiting for the trash.
If the trash don’t come, you get a whiff from
diving in the Florida pile.
I am the trashman,
they are the trashman,
I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don’t you think the mother laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I’m crying.

So now people are stealing trash from in front of the Anthony residence so they can investigate things..
Pizza box…CHECK!
old tampons…CHECK!
Old paystubs…CHECK!
Credit Card bills…CHECK!
Man, I hope they have a good shredder, although I doubt seriously that identity theft is in the offing here. Who the fuck wants to be one of the Anthonys right now anyway? Not I said the wise man.
Basically one of the commenters over at FOX Orlando (they call her a blogger but she’s really just a commenter) known as Lorraine has decided to go through the Anthony’s trash to see if Casey is printing out anything from her web surfing. WTF? Obviously this is someone that doesn’t get much time on the Internet I suppose. I don’t know about anyone else but I don’t generally print out my chat logs and web searches and if I did and I were accused of crimes I damn sure wouldn’t be putting it in the trash. According to another Caylee Anthony dedicated blog:

If (Casey’s) on the computer 24 hours a day, maybe she printed stuff, maybe they threw it away and didn’t shred it,” Lorraine said.Lorraine put the trash bag it into the back of her sport utility vehicle before rummaging through it.Inside the trash bag was food, a hat Lorraine said she saw Casey Anthony wearing earlier and notes written by Casey Anthony or her brother, Lee Anthony, and letters from all over the county.”I think these computer printouts shows that they are paying attention to what other people are saying on the Web, and they are printing, so they’re reading what other people think about them. And other people are speculating about where Caylee’s body is,” Lorraine said

This is getting weirder and weirder by the day. Going through their trash. Christ. Maybe she can go diving in their septic tank next week and see what floats to the top. Don’t you think that the Orlando Sheriff’s Department has thought about that? Of course if they want to see what she’s doing on the Internet they can get that from the ISP, they don’t have to look for printouts and other weird shit.
Then again perhaps Lorraine, as she’s known, will come up with some earthshaking news that solves the case and I will still think she’s a dumbass for stealing their trash.
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