shatzer.jpgThere’s just certain things that you don’t do to your friends. You try not to borrow money from them, you don’t discuss politics with them often unless it’s extremely clear that they either agree with me or enjoy a good argument, and you assuredly don’t molest their children. Apparently Kenneth Shatzer must have missed the day on friendship rules because back on the 1st of November he spent the night at a friend’s house and molested his 13-year-old daughter while she was sleeping.

The girl told her father who amazingly enough didn’t kill Shatzer. Instead he confronted his friend, who denied ever having touched the girl. A few days later the father heard from a mutual friend that Shatzer had admitted to molesting her and then he received a letter from Kenneth Shatzer apologizing for his behavior. Apology not accepted, scumbag.

The father did the right thing. He called law enforcement on November 5th. When they showed up at the slimeball’s house they found that he was also in possession of child porn and marijuana. All together Kenneth Shatzer has been arrested on one count of Child Molestation, five counts of Possession of Sex Images involving Minor Children and a count of Possession of Marijuana. He’s sitting at the Prescott Detention center on $50,000 bond and is due to appear in court later on this week.