John Johnson Beat His Ex-Wife
Ahh. The Golden Years. A time to relax and enjoy the things you missed whilst working so hard; fishing, playing with the grandchildren, pistol whipping your ex-wife. Wait a minute. That’s not fucking right, but then again John Johnson must not be right either.
Sorry folks, no MySpace, no picture of the perp this time. That’s just the way it is sometimes. All I have is words. Four letter words mostly.
82-year-old John William Johnson has been charged with Aggravated Assault, Battery and False Imprisonment after holding his ex-wife hostage in a car and beating her with a gun after the unhappy couple argued over investment property that used to belong to the two. According to the Cobb County Sheriff’s Department Johnson pulled his gun on his ex-wife and threatened to kill her (should have taken him to Waffle House) as she drove him to breakfast.
The two love birds were married for 29 years and the reason that Johnson got so upset is that his ex-wife took his name off of the couple’s investment properties without his knowledge or permission.