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18-year-old John Hudson of Monroe, Louisiana was arrested last week after being caught masturbating. In a used car lot. Wearing women’s underwear and fishnet stockings. An holding a pink dildo with pubic hairs on it. How’s THAT for a visual to wake up to?

An officer from the Monroe Police Department responded to a complaint from the used car dealership that claimed a man in a bikini was trespassing on the lot.

When officers arrived they found Hudson masturbating between two cars clad as described and he also brought his porn mags and a bottle of lotion as well. Can’t say he wasn’t prepared…

He was lodged in the Ouachita Correctional Center on charges of obscenity and criminal trespass. His bond was set at $1700.

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