One of our cats gets on the headboard and leaps onto my bladder to wake me up at 5 am each morning.
https://plus.google.com/113848927141713445073 Richard Miles
Luckily it's my wife that Mr Stretchy Cat tortures. He sleeps on her hip and then as soon as her alarm goes off she's in her face. "Hey are you awake, hey are you awake? Now that you are awake pay attention to me"