The Oscars

I’ve noticed the last couple of days that everyone seems to be posting about the Oscars and this and that. Well who really gives a fuck anyhow?
I have nothing against being rich and famous, but this is really just a rich and famous party to pat each other on the back. The only thing wrong that I see with that is that they are so fucking narcissistic (sp?) that they have to fucking televise it. Wouldn’t it just be more fun to keep it off TV, roll out the red carpet, get rip-roaring drunk, get fucked and blow chunks all over that director you didn’t like anyway?