I Was Walking in My Sleep When My Dick Fell Out…

I just don’t know what to make of this story. It’s not that I don’t believe that people sleepwalk all the time but Christ, he made it all the way into the other room and put the 16-year-old babysitter’s hand in his pants. Sleepwalking my ass. I think that if I were her daddy I would be out with a hunting rifle about now.

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  1. Accused Molester Says He Was Sleepwalking

    Apparently, this guy was sleeping walking and his dick just happened to fall out of his pants. Actually, I think his hand just happened to go down the babysitters pants.Whoops!
    PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Paulding County man accused of sexual batter…

  2. Man Uses Sleepwalking as Excuse for Molestation Charges

    PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Paulding County man accused of sexual battery said he was walking in his sleep when the incident happened. And his lawyer said you don’t have intent to commit a crime if you’re asleep.
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