Wednesday probably started out as a normal day for Checkie Hessel and her toddler who spent her days at the Tots Unlimited Day Care but it quickly degenerated into a goatfuck of serious proportions. Checkie arrived at the daycare to pick her daughter up at 3:30 Wednesday afternoon. No big deal right? Yeah, all except for the part where she had already picked her daughter up shortly before noon.
Witness at the daycare said that Checkie appeared to be extremely drunk and also saw her driving. They also say that she seemed confused as to where her daughter was. During questioning she admitted to police that she had drank about a half-pint of vodka prior to driving to the day care. Hopefully it was something good like Three Olives Triple Shot Expresso because if you are going to be a stupid bitch and go to jail at least you should enjoy it.
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