According to the Lancaster County, Nebraska, Sheriff’s Office deputies were sent out to the home that Ace shares with his grandfather on a domestic disturbance call. Everything was hunky-dory and the deputies got the issue resolved when dispatch called them back to let the officers know there was an outstanding warrant for Ace on a drug paraphernalia charge, so they turned around to pay him another visit. When they arrived the deputies got more than they expected.
When the police came back into the home they found Ace already burning one in a homemade bong. It was a few pieces of plexiglass held together with duct tape (see, another great use for duct tape!) with a bowl attached and a garden hose coming out the other end. Check out the pic below.
Yep, police officers found Acea Shomaker smoking a bowl and sharing with his cat, Shadow, who was stuffed inside the bong for full effects. Ace told the officers that the cat was too hyper and he was just trying to calm it down. Asshat.
According to deputies the cat was dazed and did nothing but lie on the seat of the police car wrapped in a blanket all the way to the humane society.
Acea Shomaker was booked into the Lancaster County Jail on suspicion of animal cruelty, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernala. He was released after he paid a $400 fine on the outstanding warrant.
Now I don’t really give a shit if he’s a pot head and personally I think that what you want to do in the privacy of your own home is your business just as long as it doesn’t impact any other living thing. Even legalizing pot probably wouldn’t be a bad idea. I could say a lot of things about how pot heads are slow and act retarted, lack common sense and with some people it tends to be a gateway drug, but I will refrain because if you want to burn out your little gray cells and be good for nothing but flipping burgers for me that’s your business.
Ace hasn’t posted anything recently but he does have a few blog posts up on the old MySpace, including the gem below.
I’m startin to question a lot…
…Sometimes they overwhelm my head…
…The swirling and spinning of endless questions leading to more questions…
So, yeah my head as of late has been contemplating a lot of things. Such as what the fuck do i do about my future, my path has been completely overgrown by the thicket of procrastination. That’s one of my major problems, i never really initiate change, at least not for the better it seems, but i really do wanna try to straighten this out. I have to get my GED, i have to… I wanna go somewhere and be someone who can say that i did this on my own, with a little help here and there. But the big issue there is that how can i try and ask anyone for help if im not willing to help them, but if im too busy helping them or too stupid to realize that im getting fucked, then how the fuck to i help myself? I think i might be able to get some support from some new friends as well as some of my old ones, but for the most part, i think i need to sever most of the past that i have. Bad blood only breeds bad blood. My father is bad blood, but maybe through my actions i can cleanse mine. That’s not to say that a lot of these stains are through my own actions, i have wrought pain, destruction, violence, anger, and greed, all through my own doing, but i have suffered all of these as well, many times alone…
For now i think i will save what aids, forget what delays, and embrace the new.
That’s all well and good but actions speak a darn site louder than words there bud.
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