Everett Keith Was a Little Bit Drunk

Sometimes you come across a story that’s just terrible and horrendous and yet it compels you to read it and look at the pictures anyway. Luckily this isn’t one of those. As a matter of fact I found it somewhat funny this morning, although I probably shouldn’t have.

Apparently Apparently on Wednesday night a somewhat intoxicated 42-year-old Everett Keith wandered into the local Chili’s in Land O’Lakes, Florida with a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Although he was asked to put it out he refused and then went into the dining area where he proceeded to roll around on the floor and generally make a fool of himself. Scared the crap out of the people eating there at the time, I’m sure.

Once he got off of the floor he headed back out to the parking lot and tried to get in his car, but fell out into the parking lot and then rolled around on the grass for a while. Once he’d had enough of that he starting chucking crayons he had managed to snatch off of one of the tables inside at cars.

When police arrived Keith was trying to get back inside his car once again so he could go somewhere else. The deputy was of the opinion, and rightly so, that Keith didn’t need to be driving anywhere. He was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and jailed on $100 bond.

While I drink very rarely, mostly because I work so much, I will occasionally tie one on. One thing I learned a long time ago is that if I’m drinking, it’s either at home or somewhere I don’t have to drive. Good advice for Everett Keith. It night just save him some jail time and a little money next time.