Arris Pitmon Got Naked and Crazy

I don’t have a mug shot for this guy yet, but as soon as I do I’ll get it up here. I’m sure it will be worth the wait…

Yesterday afternoon 23-year-old Arris Pitmon forced his was onto a bus full of kids from the Forrest Hills Academy and attacked a student as well as the bus driver. He fought with them for a minute and then got back into the driver’s seat. It ended up jumping a sidewalk and finally crashed into a fence. Two people ended up getting hurt as well, but no serious injuries, which is lucky.

Then things got really weird.

The kids had been escaping out of the back of the bus one by one along with the bus driver who stopped cars trying to get someone to call 911. Several bystanders along with some of the parents surrounded the bus. According to their statements Pitmon was sitting in the driver’s seat with no shirt, his sweat pants down around his knees and a condom on his willy. At least Arris won’t be catching any STDs from his bus trip, but I can’t say what’ll happen once he’s in the pokey.

Pitmon finally got off the back of the bus and fell into the group of people who had surrounded the bus and started beating the crap out of Pitmon. One of the bystanders got them to calm down and they pinned Pitmon until police arrived.

Update – Arris Pitmon has been charged with 13 counts of false imprisonment, 13 counts of reckless conduct, four counts of battery, one count of theft by taking an automobile, one count of interference with government property and one count of damaging property.