24-year-old Billy Prince of Chamblee, Georgia has apparently been having some money problems so he told his girlfriend that he had to go to Canton (also in metro-Atlanta for those of you that don’t live here) to receive his inheritance from a relative who had passed away. Being as how he was full of shit but he didn’t want his girlfriend to know Billy allegedly stopped off at the Domino’s Pizza on Cumming Highway yesterday and robbed them wearing a black mask and wielding a knife.

When Prince returned home his girlfriend was pissed at the paltry amount of cash he brought with him (exactly how much cash he thought he would get from a damned pizza place I don’t know…) so he told her he had been robbed. The girlfriend told him he needed to call the police and report the robbery. Not knowing how to get out of his web of lies he did just that…

Prince called the Canton Police Department to report the “theft” this morning. He told them that he had been robbed at the Wachovia Bank there in Canton. Apparently their bullshit detector works better than Prince’s girlfriend’s and they were immediately suspicious. After questioning Prince admitted to them that he hadn’t been robbed. In the meantime the Canton Police contacted the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office and determined that Prince was a suspect in the armed robbery.

Prince has admitted to police (don’t know about his girlfriend) his string of lies and why he did it and they capitulated by locking up the asshat in the Cherokee Adult Detention Center on charges of Filing a False Report of a Crime, Armed Robbery and Aggravated Assault.

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