Sarah Mohn Wanted Her Damn Chicken!

After 22 years in the food service industry I can tell you that everyone has their ups and downs and some days things just don’t go as planned. Add to that the fact that most of the fast food places have a tendency to hire teenagers and then leave them unsupervised in the afternoons and evenings and you have a recipe for disaster. When things go bad they go bad fast.

24-year-old Sarah Lynn Mohn (listed as Sara in most of the media reports I’ve seen) and 31-year-old Jared Lee Garfagna of Massachusetts were at the KFC in Norwell, Massachusetts Thursday evening and apparently things weren’t going so well for the folks working there. Sara wasn’t getting her chicken as fast as she thought she should but rather than walk out, politely ask for her money back or just be patient she and Garfagna started yelling profanities at the folks behind the counter.

According to media reports a man who was also in line asked them to stop cussing for the sake of his children who were also in line with him so these two fucktards took it upon themselves to beat the shit out of the man. As he was leaving the KFC Garfagna ran up behind him and punched him in the head, he fell to the ground and Mohn started kicking him.

When they decided they’d had enough fun the two took off in their car. Police stopped them shortly afterward. Mohn has been arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and Garfagna with assault and battery.

I probably would have passed over this one but judging from the slight glimpse Mohn does have a nice rack so I just couldn’t resist. If anyone has a link to her MySpace feel free to send it and I’ll link to it here. Her latest status update says, “just got out of court ..for another date cant wait i hate the fuckn system“.

I did manage to have a chat with Sarah on MySpace earlier. This is what she had to say:

10/5/2009
4:03 PM
Sarah:
why do u want to know bout kfc?
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4:03 PM
Richard:
I am a crime writer.
If you don’t that’s fine. I understand you might want your privacy
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4:04 PM
Sarah:
the news stories were all bull shit thats not what happened at all
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4:04 PM
Richard:
care to clue me in?
I wouldn’t mind having your side of the story.
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4:04 PM
Sarah:
me & my bf were inside said a swear…
some big ass dude came up to him starting shit
…
…
i got inn between them.
then the guy left otr we thouight
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4:06 PM
Sarah:
while we were waiting 4 our food the guy kept opening the oor saying “u coming out princess” “step outside sweetheart” & “what u gonna lte your girl tell u what 2 do”
….
the guy was carrying a buck knife
jared went out punched him once & knocked the big dude out cold…

i went over to him took his knife & threw it later i told the police where to find the knife then 1 of the witnesses the “victims” daddy pulled a .38 on us so we left got pulled over & i got arrested 4 supposedly kicking the guy when he was knocked out which i didnt all i did was go over to the guy & take his knife cuz when he woke up he was pissed!!!

end of story he doesnt want to press charges it says in the police report i dont see what the big deal is

Oh by the way, don’t know about Garfagna but this certainly isn’t Mohn’s first encounter with the police. She was arrested back on January 19th for a domestic disturbance as well as in August of 2008 for trespassing.

It gets even better though. Here’s a sample of some of her status updates from earlier this year.

Source.

Sarah’s MySpace.

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