October 5, 2009

  Police in Albertville, Alabama got a real sight when they pulled over 37-year-old Jackie Denise Knott on Saturday. She had a cardboard box on top of her minivan and when officers looked inside they found Denise’s 13-year-old daughter riding inside. It’s not been reported how fast Knott was driving but when police stopped her…Read more

Back when I was 18 or so there was a saying that went something like “18 to 80 Blind Cripple or Crazy”. Boiled down for those of you that might actually be innocent to have never heard the mantra it means that as long as you had a pulse (and that was optional) I would…Read more

As Elizabeth Raedeke’s current MySpace status states, “Love is worse than rollercoasters”. I can related to that. It’s not such a big deal now that I’ve been married going into our third decade (crap that makes me feel old for some reason) but I still remember butterflies in the stomach, the do I or don’t…Read more

I had just finished a chat earlier with this crazy bitch I wrote about at my crime blog (an entirely different story there) the other day when I came across this. How fucking true… Update — The pic isn’t the chick I was chatting with. After I posted it I realized how that sounded. The…Read more

A couple of weeks ago the Rockmart, GA police pulled over 50-year-old James Van Dover in the Ingles’ parking lot in Rockmart because he didn’t have a tag on his gold Buick. Shortly after he was pulled over officers discovered that he either had some sort of license violation or just didn’t have one at…Read more

A 21-year-old Avondale Estates woman was found stabbed to death over the weekend. A neighbor in the Oak Creek Apartments called 911 after finding the woman stabbed to death in the bedroom of her apartment. The woman, whose name hasn’t been released yet, is reportedly deaf and lives in the apartment with her twin sister….Read more