1. goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

That is a pretty apt description of my weekend. Thanks to book_open.pngUrban Dictionary. I may post a few more common phrases from my daily stream of invective.