My wife will probably read this and kick my ass, but that's ok. Only read the extended entry if you are a male chauvinist pig. If you are a female, or in touch with your sensitive side, be warned. Just…
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Lazy Day
on March 2, 2004
at 9:28 pm
Spent most of the day fooling around. I flushed everyting on my son's hard drive and did a reinstall of the OS, spent some time messing around with SMS and WAP trying to get my sell phone to access my…
This was kind of fun. It's been a long time since I have written anything down. May have to do that again….
I laughed my ass off when I came across this page. Felt like Beavis & Butthead. hehehe. All kinds of useful information about what not to stick up your asshole. Check it out here…
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that first monster is obviously my pc. i don't like the verizon banner at the bottom but guess i will get used to it. This message was sent using Picture Messaging from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can…
Ran across this and thought I would post it here. Rule 1: Life is not fair … get used to it. Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. However, the world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE…
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To Who it May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that…
I am tired and want to take a nap while the baby is asleep, but just got the Song of Sussannah today. Damn. Be back later….
bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now… Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn, I don’t belive it. It’s Noon, and I have only been up for about fifteen minutes. Haven’t slept in link this in a long time. It was a pretty long week though. Didn’t leave work until around 11:15 last[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you want to get ranted at by a moonbat, scroll down and look under the calender. Press the “Rant” button. Hell, eventually it will start it’s shit with no prompting at all, just like the real thing.
How the fuck did I ever miss this. lmfao!! How to kill yourself like a man.
But you knew that already. I am 9% Idiot. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While I was busy doing all kind of important things I took another one, hehe. I am 68% Asshole/Bitch. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Advanced You scored 93% Beginner, 86% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 61% Expert! You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels’ questions correct.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Holy crap. Check out the link over here. Windows Media Video by the way. Here are a bunch of guys heading for the ultimate, the Darwin Awards. Stupid fucks. The Dax Files ? Playing With Fire
When I was about 18 or so, I had moved back in with my parents for a few months. Since I had no car, I went on foot, or on the bus. We lived just sout of Peachtree Battle in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just took some Nyquil (or at least the generic form) and hopefully will pass out soon. Don’t know what bug they have been passing around at work but it sucks. Damn.
Thanks to Spoons I now have a greater appreciation for these products. Or Not. The Spoons Experience: All typos are intentional just to see if you’re really paying attention.
Oh hell, if I got this my wife would never let me on my computer again. USB Vibe
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