It never ceases to amaze me just how much like the Jerry Springer show my job is. I’ve got people on meth, constant gossip, he said she said crap, entire dysfunctional families all working together, fights in the store, people getting arrested WHILE at work, even people getting the occasional DNA test to see whose kid is whose. One day I’m going to grow up and get a real job and see what being around adults is like.

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