I am running late but felt the need to verbally crap all over the place before I go.

The other day the wife made a statement that the older we get the more our shit smells. Considering that the paint is peeling in the guest bath and my eyes are watering from the nasty excretions that just issued from my anal cavity she might just be right. Damn. Why’s it got to be the guest bath? Because I don’t want MY bathroom reeking while I shower and generally get ready for work. It might bend the razor blades.