My girls love to dance. I think that’s just one of those things that children enjoy. My wife likes to dance as well, although since she has been with me for the last almost twenty years she doesn’t get the opportunity to do it all that often. That’s because I Just Don’t. I dance at our wedding in 1988 and I may have danced once or twice since then but I really can’t remember. It’s not that I don’t like it but I just look stupid. I dance like an ape in heat or so I was once told and that was that.
I wouldn’t mind learning ballroom dancing as long as I could keep it quiet, perhaps from someplace like Dance Crazy. If I could use the great tools that they have to offer and really learn how to do it and not look bad at the same time I might even be willing to attend a ballroom dance with the wife. Now THAT would surprise her for our twentieth anniversary next May…