When the wife arrived home late this evening the first thing she did was to start playing with my wenis. It is pretty dry and cracked so it feels pretty good when she starts rubbing it but she did so in front of the children. Is that legal?

Sometimes she plays with my wenis in public as well. It makes me nervous when she plays with my body parts in front of other people.

Sometimes I will rub it with this thing in the shower that’s got like a sandpaper substance on it to get rid of the built up skin. Then I put moisturizer on it.

I hate it when my damned wenis gets all dried out, but the elbow is a tough part of your body so it can take a bit of abuse…