Dog Snot Diaries
Cut off their hands and ears and rip out their tongues. Stick them in the county jail with signs on their uniforms that say “Child Molester” (becuase what else is this but a different form of molestation). See how long they last. Hopefully at least a couple of months before someone finally sticks a knife in their backs.
Hell, you don’t even have to waste the money to stick them in jail. Bring back the fucking town stock. Want to increase traffic back into downtown areas? Chain a child beater up next to the main drag. I’ll fucking be there.