One of the things that I have drifted away from over the last few years is hiring the pretty young things. It is nice to have eye-candy, but one of the things I have learned is that for the most part, anyone under 30 is pretty much unreliable. Of course there is always the exception to the rule, but for the most part, I think it is true.
Unfortunately for me today, two of my three 2nd shift associates fall into this category. Therefore I get to stay an extra shift to babysit and mediate. lazy fucking cocksuckers.