Things not to say…

…while having sex.

I have to poop.
Smile for the camera.
Get off me, I’ll do it myself.
This is your first time…right?
You’re almost as good as my ex.
When is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
I was so horny tonight i would have brought a sheep home.
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good.
I’m starting to sober up and you’re getting ugly.
But everybody looks funny naked!
Do I have to pay for this?
No, you’re too fat to be on top. You’d kill me!
Actually, your sister likes it like this.
What’s your name again?
Hold on, let me change the channel.
It’s nice being in bed with someone i don’t have to inflate.
Uhhh…I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

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  • I had to find some way to comment on this story… so glad you posted the address for Morrough. I agreed with and was happily surprised by your level-headed take on the matter…. the woman was traipsing across the man’s lawn at 5:30 in the A.M. WTF? Did anyone ask what the hell she was doing there? Sounds like trespassing to me. And what is wrong in her head, with how she reacted? I, also, spend plenty of time walking around my own home naked. You’re so right… she should be arrested for being a peeping tom. Or tomette, I suppose.
    How stupid and ridiculous of her! And the police! And the attorney! I’m writing to post my own 2 cents.

  • I had to find some way to comment on this story… so glad you posted the address for Morrough. I agreed with and was happily surprised by your level-headed take on the matter…. the woman was traipsing across the man’s lawn at 5:30 in the A.M. WTF? Did anyone ask what the hell she was doing there? Sounds like trespassing to me. And what is wrong in her head, with how she reacted? I, also, spend plenty of time walking around my own home naked. You’re so right… she should be arrested for being a peeping tom. Or tomette, I suppose.
    How stupid and ridiculous of her! And the police! And the attorney! I’m writing to post my own 2 cents.

  • I just had a post written slamming the mother for having her child out at 5:30 in the morning while walking across someone else’s yard and saying that people have a right to walk around nude in their own home. But then I googled this guy’s name and came across some interesting links.
    http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/102109_naked_man_arrested_after_making_coffee_update
    Apparently, this isn’t the first time he’s done this, nor did the incident happen at 5:30 in the morning. It happened at 8:30 while the mother was walking her child to school. And his roommates said that they believed he was drunk when they left for work that morning.
    Last month, Williamson was charged with public drunkenness and swearing. He was found guilty last week when he didn’t show up for court. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/local/crime/Was-he-making-coffee-naked-or-exposing-himself-to-a-child_-8418601-65192472.html
    And this link is quite interesting too. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Man-Charged-After-Being-Seen-Naked-in-His-Home-65316082.html The mother said Williamson was standing in an open carport doorway. She and her son didn’t see him right away, but they heard a noise from that area and looked to see what it was. This article also contains some information from Williamson’s roommates about that day. Very interesting, to say the least.
    Anyway, my point is that I think I’ve changed my tune on this particular case. The police were justified in arresting him.

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