After my last comment over here I decided that I had come up with the perfect business model, reminiscent of the dark ages. Richie’s Redneck Surgery, Computer fixin, Dental Work. All you need is a bit of super glue, a sharp carpet knife, and a big old roll of fucking duct tape. Hell, I might even be able to quit my day job after a few decades of that, as long as I can keep one step ahead of the law.