August 31, 2006

Five more days

rmiles7721August 31, 2006Site News

…until I start my vacation. Thank god. It’s going to be a long weekend though, I can already tell. Had to get up early so that I can go in and do audits before my day starts. My boss called me last night to let me know that she has given my cook the day off (thanks) and sticking me with the manager trainee who will be taking my store. That pretty much guarantees that I will be on the grill for seven hours today. She also wanted to let me know that somehow she is short in the food. Fuck if I am going to pay another shortage. She is going to have to pay this one.

Thursday is also meeting day, so I may end up being late this evening as well. Perhaps not if I am lucky though. Just have to keep an eye out for butt munching zombies while I am there.

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The Rare Cornholio Zombie

rmiles7721August 31, 20063Entertainment

A good friend of mine has been involved in the eradication of these most foul creatures. He managed to send me some pictures of the last hunt that has recently taken place.

Apparently they all protected themselves with these:

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As you can see below, the zombies not only do nothing to hide themselves, but they are basically advertising their location for unsuspecting goober smoochers.

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During the attack someone managed to get a picture of the leader of these awful rectal penetrators, Cornolio Velocianus. Apparently they were attacking with the most widely available weapon to defeat the zombies. Chainsaws.

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Be on the lookout for these guys. If you happen to be attending the blogmeet in Helen, keep a close eye on your poopshoot. Perhaps you might need one of the chastity belts worn above. At the very least stick a damn frying pan down your pants. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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