New Years Resolutions

Normally we (I should I here) make resolutions every year, some to be kept, but most to be broken. This year I decided to lower the bar a bit and make sure that I had resolutions that I know I can keep, thus feeling better about myself this time next year. Thus, in no particular order, here they are.

1. Smoke more

2. Cuss more

3. Get fat

4. Make less money

5. Work more hours

Here’s to the new year and hoping that I can exceed my expectations over the coming months.


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