There is a church right down the street from one of my stores and on the way past yesterday morning I happened to look at their billboard on my way past. On the sign it had the usual stuff, pastor’s name, time of services, and…”Celebrity Jesus”.
Damn, I gotta catch that one.
Save YOURSELF!
“Celebrity Jesus”…
That means the preacher’s got an iPhone. Direct line to Gawt via the Jesus Phone.
I’m just sayin’.