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Church of the Vulgar Truth

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Thanks to Sean Gerety, another West Georgia blogger, for the link to Church Sign Generator.

Very Cool

Since the state of Georgia has seen fit to legalize the sale of fireworks, I had to stop at Wal-Mart (Hell yeah) and pick some up for the fourth. Might even fire some off before then. Having a barbecue on Saturday since Stephanie’s sister is going to be in town. Hell, I might even have to fire a couple off tonight. BTW any of the Georgia bloggers that are bored shitless and almost to Alabama is more than welcome to stop in and have a couple (or several) brews and whatever the hell else Stephanie is going to cook. I have to work until at least 3pm on Saturday, but should be home shortly thereafter.

Samuel Adams

I just have to say that Sam Adams Hefewizen kicks ass. Makes me want to listen to Fear.

Fuck me running

You can find some really fucking sick shit on the internet, like this
Thanks to Velociman (the local shit-meister) for the link.

Save a whale….

….kill a fat chick. Hey, I think that’s one of my third shift waitresses!! Thanks to Bane for the link.

Mmm? Fast food chain offers whale burgers – Food Inc. – MSNBC.com

Jessica Alba is the hottest babe in the universe

Yes, I have been married for 17 years, but I would still do her.

RollingStone.com: The Body & Soul of Jessica Alba : News

Learn to eat pussy like a retard

The post over here has nothing whatsoever to do with this subject (well, mostly not anyway), but that is probably the best advice that any man could ever be given in TEN lifetimes. Thanks dude. BTW, nice rack.

learn to eat pussy like a retard.

That’ll teach you to dumpster dive

Another runner-up for the Darwin Awards.

FOXNews.com – U.S. & World – Woman Dumped Into Garbage Truck

I hate these damn things

But I keep on taking the stupid quizzes anyway. Thanks to Dax for this one.

Apparently I am going to die by poison (posion according to the quiz) because I am a glutton and it will be so easy to slip into my meal.

Posion

80%

Suicide

73%

Stabbed

67%

Natural Causes

67%

Bomb

53%

Suffocated

47%

Gunshot

47%

Disease

40%

Cut Throat

33%

Eaten

33%

Accident

27%

Disappear

20%

Drowning

20%

How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com

Holy Koran, Batman!

The AnarchAngel: Team Infidel

Oh my god, check this out. DO NOT VISIT if you are easily offended, or a follower of Islam.

Thanks to Toys in the Attic (formerly North Georgia Dogma) for the link. I haven’t laughed this hard all day.