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1. goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

That is a pretty apt description of my weekend. Thanks to Urban Dictionary. I may post a few more common phrases from my daily stream of invective.

The view from work

Originally uploaded by rmiles.

This is the view out the back door at work. I don’t know how it is going to look. On my phone right now.

Well, I got the investigation out of the way. She interviewed several of my employees, the main question being whether I treat everyone the same, regardless of race.
My interview lasted about 20 minutes, and at one point she almost asked if I am a racist. Damn.
It went as I thought it would, the investigation is closed and I think she figured out that the discrimination complaint is groundless.
I am at a meeting right now trying to stay awake, so I have to go.

…and he is a fucking komodo dragon.

CHESTER, England – Scientists unveiled five squirmy black and yellow Komodo dragons Wednesday that were the product of a virgin birth, predicting that the hatchlings offered hope for breeding the endangered species.

Read more about it here.

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