September 19, 2006

I've got a big bag of Crabs…

Damn that was irritating… …enough so that I won’t even host the damn thing on my site. I’m warning you. DON’T CLICK THIS LINK unless you have already had something to dull the pain. I’ll never be able to play Half-Life again. Thanks to Dragon Lady for keeping me up all fucking night with that…Read more

Trouble in paradise

Me corsair is in the shipyard again. Avast! and fucking arrrr. Have to get the valve cover gasket on the main mast replaced. This should pain me to the tune of several hundred doubloons. No ale this end of the week. Scurvy bastards. Technorati : Automotive

Avast!, what be on now?

What be on me playlist that pleasure me ears now? Black Elk Speaks – HawkwindHuman Cannonball – Butthole SurfersBell Bottom Blues – Eric ClaptonNo Way Back – Foo FightersOf Wolf and Man Metallica – MetallicaHow Many More Times – Led ZeppelinLife Sucks – Marky Ramone & the IntrudersPanic in Detroit – David BowieDouble Dare –…Read more

Arrr…the zombie madness is upon me

Avast! Too much precious time spent leeward at SWG has turned me into a scurvy zombie. The bastards. Technorati : Zombies

Today be the day…

…that ye be talking like pirates ye scurvy dogs. ARRRR! Tip of thee captains hat to Captain Jubeard for reminding ye bastards. Technorati : Talk like a pirate day