Dirty Old Men
This reminds me of a line (you can bash me in the comments) “Old Enough to Pee, Old Enough for Me”.
Not that I have used it in twenty years or so. It’s easy to look at younger ladies (and guys for you ladies) until your kids start growing. Now when I see an attractive young thing walking around with her ass falling out of her low riding jeans I just have to smack myself in the forehead for being a pig.
It’s either that or my wife will smack me.