Isn’t that what it’s all about? Every day at 3 PM or right around there, I have the great need to take a dump. I was thinking about this the other day and wanted to post about it, but completely forgot until 3:11 this afternoon, as I was keeping my regular date with the porcelain god. I guess being regular is a damn good thing. Better than the alternative anyway.

It doesn’t matter where I am. I am not a picky shitter. Home, work, Walmart, it just doesn’t matter. I try to schedule it where I can be at home, but occasionally it doesn’t work that way. If at work I just try to sneak back into my office and hope nobody else goes in the men’s room for quite some time.

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