April 9, 2007

For the Folders Among Us…

…as opposed to the ones that just grab a wad like myself.


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Things NOT to say while having sex

I’ve finished that girls taxes and am cooking dinner. Before opening up those PCs I needed a quick break. I actually posted this last year, today but it was semi-funny so here it is again.

I have to poop.

Smile for the camera.

Get off me, I’ll do it myself.

This is your first time…right?

You’re almost as good as my ex.

When is this supposed to feel good?

I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!

I was so horny tonight i would have brought a sheep home.

Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good.

I’m starting to sober up and you’re getting ugly.

But everybody looks funny naked!

Do I have to pay for this?

No, you’re too fat to be on top. You’d kill me!

Actually, your sister likes it like this.

What’s your name again?

Hold on, let me change the channel.

It’s nice being in bed with someone i don’t have to inflate.

Uhhh…I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Bionicon

Remember the Six Million Dollar Man? I loved that show when I was a kid. My friends and I as well as my brother would act like we were the Bionic Man all the time. Apparently there is a sci-fi convention related to the Six Million Dollar Man and it’s spin-off, The Bionic Woman. For the Bionicon 2.0 Official Website Click Here. If it were being held in Atlanta I might even be tempted to attend. It sounds pretty cool.


It’s being billed as a Science Fiction Celebrity & Autograph Convention and is taking place June 29th – July 1st this year and apparently is the second one. I didn’t even realize that the had had one previously. That’s what I get for not paying attention. It is being held in Los Angeles at the Burbank Airport Marriott Hotel & Convention Center and tickets range from $20 – $60. That’s not too bad. It’s been a few years since I have attended a sci-fi convention but it’s about comparable.

Might be a good place for some geeky bloggers to get together and have some brews as well. Just sayin’.

Some of the confirmed actors and stars that were involved in The Six Million Dollar Man and other sci-fi endeavors are Lee Majors, Richard Anderson, Martin E. Brooks, Gary Lockwood, Kenneth Johnson and Malachi Throne.



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Google Searches…

I found this somewhat interesting. I occasionally track my traffic (although not as much as those guys at iTalktoomuch think) and found this stuff out tonight.

I am #1 in searches for the blogger’s choice Awards right now and #3 for Youtube Porn. I am also #14 on Yahoo for Watch Deleted Youtube Videos. So what’s it all mean? Not a damn thing. I just found it interesting. Unless you are into SEO and rankings and all of that junk none of it means anything. It does to me obviously because I have been making a little bit of money off of the site, so getting hits from Google on some of my older posts is a good deal. I have also found that occasionally I get a new reader or two as well, which is particularly nice.


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