July 4, 2007

Repete



Repete

Originally uploaded by rmiles


This is just a test…

…but I swear ShadowBoy was with me.

When I was a young kid (I call it the bicycle age of my life), I ran with a wild bunch.  Sometimes at night, we’d sneak out for a mission.  We’d meet up in the “electric yard” at the predetermined time, and review our plans.  Then we’d head for someone’s back yard, which had both a swing set and a log pile.  Everyone had a log pile back then.

We’d move the swing set from the back yard to the middle of the road in front of the house, preferably in the apex of a curve.  Then we’d move and reconstruct the log pile between the supporting poles of the swing set.  We also barricaded the ditches on either side of the road with logs.  Then we’d cover the whole mess with freshly chopped branches.  We all had hatchets or machetes.

Now the road was impassable, they’d have to get out of their vehicle and move our creation to continue on.  This was part of the plan.

We’d lay low and wait for someone to slam on the brakes and stop.  Although many people slammed into it head on, there were no resulting injuries.  When they “exited the vehicle”, we’d pelt them with eggs and laugh like hell while running like wild horses and making our escape.

We called this “The Burma Blockade”

I remember many more “different” missions.

Posted by the K-Mart Shopper.

Vacation!

Woot! I managed to get out of there at a decent time today. I will probably post about the day later, but the girls are at a friends house until fireworks tonight, which I will get to attend since they had the ones last night in the town where MY stores are. Very nice. I think I am going to nap now…

Why’s it got to smell so bad?

I am running late but felt the need to verbally crap all over the place before I go.

The other day the wife made a statement that the older we get the more our shit smells. Considering that the paint is peeling in the guest bath and my eyes are watering from the nasty excretions that just issued from my anal cavity she might just be right. Damn. Why’s it got to be the guest bath? Because I don’t want MY bathroom reeking while I shower and generally get ready for work. It might bend the razor blades.