So this dude works at the pickle factory.
He comes home from work one day and tells his wife “I want to put my dick in the pickle slicer”
Thinking this was pretty damn weird she asks him to go to a sex therapist.
Being embarrassed he refuses.
He comes home from work one day a few weeks later with a very dejected look on his face.
His wife asks him what was wrong.
“I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer”
“They fired me”
“…no…I mean with the pickle slicer”
“oh. They fired her too!”