November 2005

Black Friday Fun

Hope you all enjoyed shopping on Black Friday you stupid bunch of fucks. This is what happens when a bunch of damn fatass people charge into Wal-Mart at 5am. Catch a hint (sshhh…shop online) SmitHappens- Wal-Mart Stampede Video! Thanks to NSFW

A letter to President Bush

Came across this letter to President Bush while perusing one of the mailing lists that I receive (and occasionally read). Dear Mr. President, We are writing you today regarding the IRS, the most un-American institution of our government. We have accessed the IRS website to find a way to speak with a human being regarding…Read more

Always good for a chuckle

Straight White Guy While I haven’t foraged for my supper in one, as a 5.75 per hour cook in my late teens and early twenties I collected a large portion of my furniture from dumpsters, including the couch that I slept on. My budget didn’t allow for some of the finer things of life such…Read more

It’s only a little pee pee

Put my phone back together and it seems to be working now. Was kinda worried there for awhile.

Cell Hell

I used to hate having a cell phone. I picked one up in 2000 though, and have been using it ever since. Now Stephanie and Chris both have cells, and I have done away with my landline completely. Cheaper and more convenient. Until I dropped my phone in Ruth’s piss-filled potty chair that is. Goddam…Read more

plump milf bootie pies

No, I haven’t started running a porn site. This was the subject for a junk mail I received earlier. Should drum up a nice bit of traffic from google, don’tcha think?

Up and running

Finally got my PC back up and running, along with a couple of others that were for cash. I hate not having a computer. It sucked because I lost most of my pics from the last year. I have some older backups, but nothing recent. Luckily I have not deleted the Disney photos from my…Read more

More PC woes

This sucks. I am currently working on several computers, and mine has crapped out. Not sure if it is the memory or what. Oh well, the rest have now gone to the back of the line, but not too far, as they are for cash.

Pay Issues

SCOTUSblog: Pay issue clarified This was a fairly interesting case for me. I haven’t been seriously following it, but the results do have an effect on me. I have an issue where a couple of people will come in to work, clock in, then spend 20 or 30 minutes fucking around getting dressed or smoking…Read more

Do people actually buy this shit?

If you really want to waste your money in a fucked up manner, send me the 39.95 that it would have cost you, I will shit in a bag, and mail it to you. iAttire