New Years Resolutions

I noticed that several people have posted resolutions, and thought that it would be a good idea to put them in writing. Maybe I will actually accomplish a couple of them.

1. Clean my basement
2. Quit smoking (again)
3. Clean out some of the dead weight at work (shitcan some people)
4. Quit being so fucking nice (goes with #3)
5. Kiss my kids more
6. Win the lottery and tell my company to go fuck itself.
7. Have Jessica Alba for dinner (have to ask the wife first)