I hate public speaking. I don’t dislike it, I fucking hate it. That’s one of the reasons that I don’t believe in regular employee meetings. When I do have them they very rarely last longer than 10 minutes.
The presentation that I had to give tonight was two minutes long. Someone was keeping time, and was SCORED by the nine division managers present. You were given a score of 0 (not on topic), 5, 10, or 15. Then they critiqued our presentations. All of this adds up to make it as uncomfortable as humanly possible. I did end up getting the highest score out of the 20 or so presentations, so I got a gift certificate to Smoky Bones. Free food is always nice.
I immediately needed a smoke after I gave my speech, but had to wait another 40 minutes or so. Damn.
great minds think alike. hate public speaking. i’m prone to freudian slips. enjoy your smokey bones!
Not bad for 2 minutes
Great job, I knew you’d be great…
I hate it too. Why I’ve memorized a few minutes of a Hitler speech. Definitely off topic, but it gets their attention.
Congrats, but I thought you quit smoking. Welcome back to almost quit club.
busted…
Busted!!
Yep, I am part of the almost quit club right now. I am actually doing OK at home. I did have a couple over the weekend at our cookout and am having a few at work. I think I…
LOL or they remove your liver?? Wahhh that cracked me up. Oops, sorry. It’s late and I’m getting giddy.
I know the feeling. It’s about time for me to pass out for my nightly five hours before I have to get up and do it all over again.