Stupid fucking text messages

Lately I have been getting forwarded shit from other people’s cell phones. Here is the body of the one I just got.

FR: I almost posted the number so you assholes could forward some tasty messages BACK to this person, but decided that might not be a good idea.

(FW:)S-L-A-P!!! you’re now my bitch…the national pimp off has begun! Pimp others before they pimp you! You can pimp anyone except your pimp. Start pimpin bitch!

What the fuck? I saw the “bitch” part and the first person that I thought of was Yabu. What’s up with that. OK, quit filling up my inbox with this shit. Oh by the way, if you sent me this and I have offended you, good deal, go fuck yourself.

This kind of shit is worse than junk mail because I have to pay for text messages you dickhead assmunch.