I’m off to work, so i will leave you with this that I ran across at a now-defunct blog.
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, ‘Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.'”
She did this faithfully every day and, after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.”
A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?”
“Why, yes, I do. How did you know?” she replied.
“Hickory dickory dock . . .”
1. They can’t show up on time and don’t know the meaning of the word alarm clock. It just doesn’t matter to them. I have sent people home, and even fired the worst offenders, and yet I always seem to have one or two that think “on time” means dragging their asses in at the last minute, clocking in, and then spending another 20 minutes to get dressed. Come to work in uniform, clock in on your way out to the floor. It’s very simple. Just do it.