Dont know where joe tobacco is though. its amazing i can type on this phone now.
March 2007
And another
From the cookout
He walks among us
Oh yeah
repete at the easter egg hunt
The kids went to an easter egg hunt prior to the cookout.
Gunman at Orlando Daycare
Bad stuff happens everywhere, but I have a few acquaintances in the Orlando area, mainly bloggers and people that work for PPP so it makes this story even more scary. Apparently a guy shows up at this Orlando daycare looking for his girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend) and starts shooting into the windows. The good news is they were bulletproof. AND the entire thing was caught on video. Needless to say he is being held without bond.
A Stern Warning
Hi, for those of you unfamiliar with who I am: My name is Travis and I’m the asshole who runs How To Kill People (dot) Com. Go Ahead, click the link, you’ll like it. Now I’m not here to talk to you about the fact that I love pro-wrestling or that I’m fairly certain that once Britney’s hair grows back and she accepts the fact that coccaine actually is her best friend; she’ll be doing gang bang clown porn. No no no good readers, those things are all foregone conclusions. Nor am I here to pimp out my website, my blog or my comic strip. Though personal advertising is a hobbie.
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I’ll be using this opportunity as a guest blogger – which is an interesting concept – to bring to you a warning.
This world that we live in is a scary place. It is full of uncertainty. We – both as a people and a species – are constantly under the threat of a great enemy that sits just over the horizon. There is an unstoppable force that will, someday, descend upon us in an attempt to snuff out the human race. What is that threat you ask?
Zombies
Yes, Zombies are possibly the greatest threat that exists to mankind because they know no fear, they have few weaknesses, they never sleep and they hunger for the flesh that covers my oh so precious bones. I’ve grown rather fond of my intact, flesh covered, bones.
Pirated Software…
I came across the link to this youtube video at Digg this morning and figured it would at least be funny. Perhaps all of my humor has fled this morning but all I really wanted to do was find this dick and punch him in the nose for wasting so many people’s valuable time. I suppose it could be worse.
Comments and Spam
One of the reasons that I have been looking at switching to another CMS package is due to all of the comment and trackback spam I get. I average several hundred to over a thousand spam comments each day, and around one trackback every two seconds. It’s really starting to bog things down here.
Rather than that I have implemented captchas (which I hate with a passion) in the comments as well as renamed my comment and trackback scripts. Hopefully that will help a little bit.
The other reason is a bit more stupid and I decided it wasn’t that important after all. I like Gravatars in the comments, but it only works about half the time for 25% of the people. I want to use mybloglog, but there is no plugin for Movabletype. I guess I just need to be patient.
There won’t be a huge amount of posting today. I am going to take a short nap. After that I need to make a trip to the dump as well as get a bit of grocery shopping done to get ready for the weekend.
I am sure that I will be back online later with my poignant (nod your head) commentary later.