May 2007

This Email Will Make Your Dick Bigger!

Oh my. I saw that in my inbox and had to read. I’m still waiting. Liars.

waiting….

waiting….

asshats…

Enter the Nacho…

I’m still not sure what to make of the new Dorito’s videos. They have to be about the most ridiculous things I have seen in quite some time, but I darn sure keep going back to watch them all anyway. Check this one out.

This one has the two new Doritos, Wild White Nacho fighting with Smokin’ Cheddar BBQ. I won’t give away the entire video but there are Nunchaku. The premise of the whole thing is to Fight for the flavor. We get to vote for our favorite new flavor of Doritos and only one will survive, with Doritos no longer making the other one. There is an entire storyline through the whole thing, so you have to watch them all to figure out what exactly is going on.

One of the videos I watched had them going at it in the ring with Cheese Knives (my favorite), a battle ax, and even a jackhammer, until one finally picks up the referee and bashes the other with him.

You can check out all of the videos over at Heavy’s Fight for the Flavor page and get to the voting links while you are there. I love Doritos but haven’t tried EITHER of these yet, so now I will have to get them when I go grocery shopping on Friday.

Jerry Falwell is Burning in Hell…

…and I just about lost my cookies laughing when I read this post over at the Zero Boss.

FuelMyBlog Superbowl Commercial Contest

I’m not entering this one, but I thought I would pass it on:

So, you are a fan of The Superbowl and you always wanted to star in one of those cool commercials..this new competition sponsored by MyBowlAd is going to give one of the blog writers in the fuelmyblog community the chance. The rules are simple, we are having two rounds, the first round is to write in just 300 words why you think you should star in a Superbowl commercial seen on average by a billion viewers worldwide. The second round entrants will be determined by votes, the top twenty voted for write-ups will need to produce a 30 second video showcasing their talents. The winner will be determined by number of views, more on that later..

Dates and Prize

The first round of the competition starts 15th May 2007, last entries will be accepted by 12pm GMT on 12th June 2007. Voting will start on the 13th June with the final 20 announced on the 19th June 2007. The deadline for the videos will be 10th July 2007 and the winner announced on the 19th July 2007.

The prize consists of return flights for two people, from anywhere in the World to Los Angeles(USA) plus accommodation and you will get to appear in the ad with some of the internet’s top stars.

How do I enter and what are the rules?

Simple, email us your 300 word entry, you must post it on your blog (your blog needs to be on fuelmyblog), you must also tag your post mybowlad and fuelmyblog. That’s it!

Good luck!



I am in a very non-blogging mood this week so am just passing along some news. This would probably be a pretty cool trip and this one IS open to US residents but I just have no interest whatsoever in going.

The Unlucky Troll

Another story by an unnamed nine-year-old girl that lives here 🙂

Once there was an unlucky troll. He had a hard time communicating with others. He had a lot of stress bottled up. He had to rewrite all of the stories that he wrote, because they were burned in a fire. He had some friendship rings for all the friends he made but he lost them all. Every time he tied his shoes they came untied. One day, he lost his voice so he had to communicate by using hand signs. He never started smiling until one day one lady troll walked by and she was unlucky too. She wanted a friend so they went to play. Everybody laughed at them and thought they were ugly except for one person, the loneliest person ever, he doesn’t even have a house of belongings. So the unlucky troll and the pretty troll gave half of their stuff away in a garage sale to earn some money to buy the lonely troll some things. They ended up with so much more all of them bought a house and millions more belongings.

If you can’t tell, we have been watching Shrek lately (the four-year-old has to watch everything 42 times).

Creationist Nonsense

Here are a few answers to some of the creationist nonsense that goes right along with my post on evolution earlier.

I am still flabbergasted after reading that article. The fact is that scientific theory generally are proven facts. A Hypothesis is something that hasn’t been proven yet, and most of the fundies basically are referring to it as the Hypothesis of Evolution, which it is not. Just because it has not yet been named a natural law doesn’t make it any less true.

Evolution in the US

I ran across this link at Paul Spoerry’s site the other day and wanted to post it. Apparently as scientifically advanced as we are, evolution is less accepted in the United States as it is in other western countries.

Over the last 20 years we have moved to a much more fundamentalist Christian attitude and a large percentage of people say that they don’t know whether to believe evolution or not. What’s not to believe and who says that God and evolution can’t coexist? It’s not as if it’s not a proven theory and for those among us that think that the word “theory” equates with “guess”, get a clue.

Tramp Stamp Tuesday

Here’s a nice one for you guys. Thanks to boortz.com for the pic.

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Perfect Weekend…

Lastminute.com and FuelMyBlog are holding a competition wherein you put up a blog post describing your best weekend ever. The top prize is a weekend getaway to Vienna with airfare AND hotel. Sweet. Just need to get a passport. The competition is only lasting until the 18th (FOUR more days) so DON’T enter otherwise you will lessen my chances at winning…

You know…I should read the rules…Contest open to UK residents only. They should have listed that at Fuelmyblog. No big deal and no sense wasting a good post. I am much more thorough about my posts now than I was in 2005.

Anyway, I suppose that my best weekend trip ever was the one that the wife and I took to New Orleans back in March of 2005. At that point in time the wife and I had NEVER had a vacation without our children. As a matter of fact, we have only been out of town one time since without them, and that was to the blogmeet in Helen last September.

We flew down at the end of March. When we left Atlanta it was raining and cold but by the time that we arrived, we had to ditch the coats. Even in the winter New Orleans is pretty comfortable and can be very muggy at times. Anyone that has been hanging out here for awhile knows how much I hate flying, so the trip was pretty important to get me on an airplane. If I should actually somehow win THIS competition I will have to take sleeping pills in order to make it overseas. Anyway, we decided that since we were going to go straight from the Louis B Armstrong Airport straight to the French Quarter that we would not rent a car. We caught the bus at the airport and rode it to the outskirts and walked the rest of the way. We had packed overnight bags since it was just for the weekend, so the walk wasn’t too terribly awful, although it got a bit hot toward the end.

We stopped along the way to our hotel for a frosty libation and lunch at Pat O’Briens. That was really nice. I had the Crawfish Etoufee which was very tasty. The walk and flight had done us in though.

Looking tired and ready for a nap, no? I probably took this with my cell phone. I did quite a bit of blogging from my phone during that trip. After lunch we walked the rest of the way to our hotel. Part of the way there we ran into none other than one of my regular customers and his girlfriend, who were getting ready to drive back to Atlanta. Small world and all that.

I had booked our room at the Bourbon Orleans. We were pleasantly surprised upon check-in. They had upgraded our room to a two-story suite with a balcony that looked out upon Orleans Avenue, about 50 yards from Bourbon Street. Very nice. Once we checked in we immediately decided a nap would be appropriate and without children we had that luxury. We slept until dark and then wandered around for awhile. We stopped for supper at a place called Sammy’s Steak and Seafood. They had one of the best ribeyes that I have ever eaten. Truly mouthwatering. After we ate we wandered some more and found our way to a blues club where we listened and drank beer for hours until we decided to head back for more sleep (something I never get enough of in my job).

This was not the best picture I have ever taken, but it is the view from the balcony at 7AM the next day. We had made reservations for brunch at the Court of Two Sisters so we got an early start to the next day. We walked through the French Market and had beignets at Cafe’ Du Monde. You can’t go to New Orleans without stopping at Cafe’ Du Monde. I have been several times and always get beignets there. Brunch was great. It was a pretty nice experience as well as having pretty decent food (and several Mimosas!!)

Another cell phone picture. We sat right next to the fountain during brunch. We sat outside (most everyone does) and the “ceiling” was an interconnected Wisteria vine (possibly more). It was amazingly huge. I have a Wisteria next to the deck in my back yard, but nothing can compare to this one. They had lights strung through it as well and birds were constantly fluttering through as well.

After brunch we decided to nap some more (of course). We had walked most of the morning since brunch was at 11, so once the alcohol from the Mimosas had hit my blood stream I was pretty wiped out. Did I ever tell you what a cheap date I am? Very cheap. Two beers and I am ready for sleep. Here are a few pictures I took while we walked around the area.

That last one was taken in front of St. Louis Cathedral where the wife lit a candle for her mother and grandmother.

We wandered back out around Five PM and went back to Sammy’s for dinner. It was just as good as it had been the night before. Bourbon Street even in March is pretty packed on the weekend, and this was no different. We started out at the Famous Door, then went back to the blues club we had been to the night before, and wandered back down to the Famous Door. I must have had seven or eight beers by then, but had decided to pace myself. We ran into one of the Wife’s teacher friends at the Famous Door and off they went to dance to the pretty decent rock band. I am not much of a dancer, so I just hung out and watched the crowd. All was well until one of those shooter girls started coming around with jello shooters carried quite provocatively. That’s what did me in. Several shooters later I decided I had reached my proverbial “puke point” so I grabbed the wife as I hate to stumble down the road by my lonesome and we headed back to the hotel.

We had to fly back relatively early the next day, so we packed up and took a cab this time rather than riding the bus as we needed to get to the airport by 8AM. The flight back was pretty horrible due to really bad weather over Mississippi and Alabama, but it is the only thing that marred the trip. Here are a few more pictures that I have posted here no and again. It’s nice to recall what a wonderful trip we had.

The trip itself was a blast and made all the more memorable since the wife and I never get any time to get a weekend together without the children. I love them all very much, but occasionally it’s just time to have a bit of adult company.


Twitter is a drag…

Not literally. I have actually started to like it now that I can configure it to not look so out of place on my sidebar.

The part that is a drag is when it goes to load, sometimes it will take a few seconds and the rest of the sidebar has to wait until it finally loads. What a PITA.


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