Senator Craig Insists He’s Not Gay

I had all kinds of nasty things to say about the disgraced senator but being as how I am such a sensitive guy I will let you make up your own punchlines.

I think the moral of the story is not that he’s gay. To me that is pretty much a non-issue as I could give a shit what you do behind the closed doors in your own home but if you don’t want anybody to think you are a turd burglar them perhaps you shouldn’t be seen flirting with undercover cops in publically known gay hangouts, particularly when that known cruising spot is the bathroom.