Venomous Kate is hosting a contest over at Electric Venom that’s sponsored by a flower delivery place. Write your Haiku about Google, post in the comments and whoever wins gets $80 in flowers sent anywhere in the world. Sweet, no? I’m so frigging cheap that I have to enter contests to send my wife flowers Winking

Here’s mine…

seven stinking chimps
flinging poo at each other
we work for google!

google is satan
deliver us from evil
go play outside now

Damn I suck. Post your Haikus in the comments if you dare. It’s OK if you make fun of mine because I damn sure am gonna make fun of your’s. They don’t even have to be about Google if you post them here, they could be about whatever you want.