So this dude works at the pickle factory.
He comes home from work one day and tells his wife “I want to put my dick in the pickle slicer”
Thinking this was pretty damn weird she asks him to go to a sex therapist.
Being embarrassed he refuses.
He comes home from work one day a few weeks later with a very dejected look on his face.
His wife asks him what was wrong.
“I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer”
“What happened?”
“They fired me”
“…no…I mean with the pickle slicer”
I was just reading about this pretty cool damned device at CNN. Basically it projects a noise similar to the ringtones that can be downloaded that only teens can hear but this noise is extremely grating on the nerves. Kids and animals can hear it but for whatever reason it is really only painful to those around 12 or older up until the early twenties. I find it kind of interesting that the mainstream media is just now picking up on this, at least CNN and the AP. Gizmodo and Ubergizmo had a post up on this gadget almost three months ago.
I’ve already been through one teenager. If I install this fucker in my basement the kids will run away when they are 12 and won’t come back until they are adults. Sweet!
In all seriousness, I can see where this would be good to have. Private property, bars and other adult establishments, anywhere that kids loiter and get into trouble, etc.
There has been a public outcry in some places with people saying it violates their civil liberties. Expect the ACLU to get involved with their socialist nonsense before too long. Right now they say they don’t have a position on the issue. Really as long as you are using it to keep people off of private property it does nothing to violate their rights anyway, it just protects the rights of the property owners.
There are apparently some schools that have installed them as well in order to keep the crowds from gathering after football games and such.
You can get to the product page here.
Somehow I missed this amidst the several hundred emails Monday morning and didn’t get this posted. I really need to sit down and go through my inbox with the delete button. Anyhow, on with this weeks post!
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Wednesday must be meme day or something because there seem to several that I participate in on Wednesdays. When I remember anyway.
This week’s post for ABC Wednesday is brought to you by the letter “N”. What’s “N” for? N is for Nassau because the trip is still fresh in my mind and I am ready to go back to the Caribbean and hang for awhile.
I took this shot on Potter’s Cay. We went down there specifically for the conch salad. It was one long hot walk from downtown. Next time we’re renting scooters or something.
I don’t particularly consider myself a good photographer but occasionally everyone gets lucky. I really like that shot.
This one sort of shows the old and the new. That is a shot of Potter’s Cay and behind it you can see the Atlantis resort on Paradise Island. We never did make it over to Paradise Island. I thought it was senseless to go over to sight see at some damned hotel and go shopping when there was plenty to do right in Nassau with a lot more colorful people as well.
We had a wonderful weekend in the Bahamas and hopefully we can return again soon. I would like to go for longer but as long as it’s with the girls, going to the beach means going local to me. I just don’t see the sense of dragging them out of the country when they won’t even notice the difference.
I got this next one while we were wandering down one of the side streets downtown.
There was some old dude playing the organ for tips right around there as well…Ahh there he is. Took me a minute to find the picture. He had himself a nice sunny spot to play in and was having a pretty good time of it. Looks like he was set up for the long haul though.
This is the Straw Market. You seen one flea market you seen ’em all right?
Maybe, maybe not. They certainly had a ton of stuff at great duty free prices as well. There were probably 100 different “stalls” or “stores” but most of the stuff seemed to be the same. There was a pretty good choice of stuff to buy but after you’ve looked at a couple hundred shirts, hats and purses it’s time to move on to something else…
Like the Beach! This is Cable Beach, right outside of our hotel at 7a.m. or so on the day we were leaving.
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