Can’t really tell, but she has tons of makeup on
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Blonde Joke
I don’t usually tell blonde jokes, but this has got to be the best one that I have ever heard.
Too short
Due to the fact that this was a holiday weekend I managed to get one whole day off again this week, yesterday. I feel like a big old dog turd. Had a very hard time getting out of bed again today. Some days I just start feeling old I guess.
Home again
As you can see, the lovely wife and kids are home again. I shall be able to sleep all night. She is not happy that my new phone is cooler than hers.
The wall of breasts?
I think that it is a good idea and all, but it would be much faster with my mouth rather than my hands, but I think I would need to disinfect the fucking wall first.
Bored
I must be bored shitless. I have cleaned most of the entire downstairs. Vacuumed, mopped, doing laundry. Damn. I haven’t folded anything yet, but I may do that later. I think I am going to enjoy a nice pot pie and a beer for dinner first, then maybe balance the checkbook (Quicken). Sat down for awhile and watched Goodfellas. I have seen parts of it, but this was the first time I have seen it in entirety. Pretty damn good.
New Years Resolutions
I noticed that several people have posted resolutions, and thought that it would be a good idea to put them in writing. Maybe I will actually accomplish a couple of them.
1. Clean my basement
2. Quit smoking (again)
3. Clean out some of the dead weight at work (shitcan some people)
4. Quit being so fucking nice (goes with #3)
5. Kiss my kids more
6. Win the lottery and tell my company to go fuck itself.
7. Have Jessica Alba for dinner (have to ask the wife first)
Good to go
Well, I am staffed, back at home, and drinking a Sam Adams. Going to have to hit the sack soon, so Happy New Year to all.
Work
Well crap. I unfortunately have to go back to work for a couple of hours. Maybe I will grab a sandwich or something while I am out as well. Hopefully I will make it back in one piece. Luckily I won’t have to stick around for amateur night as long as my people all show up.
Movies
Got in my new bath of movies from Netflix. Think I will veg out and watch Pitch Black for awhile.