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…I came out of my last 70+ hour work week tired but relatively unscathed. Until I woke up yesterday. I am coming down with the fucking creeping crud again. Sore throat, cough, gooey nastiness emerging from my nasal cavity, AND I have the shits to boot. Damn. Searched the house twice for Benadryl or Nyquil so that I can sleep tonight and found neither. Just as I was getting ready to pour an awful big shot of 1800 I came across Liquid Children’s Benadryl. As little medicine that I take, that should do the trick. That and the fact that I think I am going to get a shot of the 1800 anyway. It’s been awhile and I forgot how it tastes, or something like that.

Damn, that was good. Warmed up the cockles that needed warming. Time for nighty night (and yes, I did find the bear goddammit)

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…just like your mother told you.

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When I first saw the headline to this story I thought they were talking about one of my ex-girlfriends.

Head Banging Snakes Predict Earthquakes

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A bit of nipplage. When words for blogging just won’t come, show a body part or two.

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I know how much my wife and brother will enjoy having this jammed into their eardrums, and thought I would share it with EVERYONE else. Thanks to Lee for the link.

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You know you’ve been waiting for it. I know I have anyway. Bruce Willis kicks ass. The trailer for Die Hard 4 is up here. You can also find it on youtube, but the quality of the video isn’t as good. The movie synopsis says:

An attack on the vulnerable United States computer infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the shattering scheme has figured out every digital angle – but he never figured on an old-fashioned, “analog” fly-in-the-ointment: John McClane.

Hell, I might even drag my ass to the movie theater just to see it on the big screen.

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I don’t know what the hell I ate yesterday but it was damn sure worse coming out than it was going in. Sweet Jesus.

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Getting slightly (just slightly) older, I always worry about losing control of my sphincter muscles during that wonderful act and you are about ready to orgasm but might have to fart too. Ever wonder what it’s like to get shit on? Yeah, me either, but this guy knows. Go check out his beautiful Christmas story. I will be laughing for days now. Much more fun than taking pictures of my own ass cheeks.

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…like this dumb ass who might have been the recipient of a Darwin Award were it not for a Sheriff’s Deputy and a Parole Officer who put his burning ass out. Shit, let the fucker burn, seems like his gene pool needed a bit of chlorine anyway. How dare he burn a Christmas Tree. Santa must be fucking furious.

Technorati : Morons, Protests

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In my un-natural surfing this evening I came across Sphincterine, for the next time you feel the need to “break left“.

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