…is better than it has started. I am aching today, particularly my back and ankles. Damn. Get in the shower and the thing the holds the shower head breaks and the motherfucker cracks me in the head. Guess that’s my signal to go to work.
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A Dax would say “Just Damn”
CNN.com – Officials: Dad kills neighbor accused of molesting girl – Aug 30, 2006
This is a rough one. On the one hand, I hope that nothing happened to the guy’s daughter, but on the other, I could see killing the motherfucker too, but one would hope that it was justified.
Over the roll dammit
Since commenting appears to be broken over at That 1 Guy’s site I’ll just post my answer here.
Over the roll, AFTER my wife has gotten irritated because I left it sitting on the sink.
Sick as hell
I haven’t ever been to Tits McGee’s site, but now that I found the link over at Libby’s I will be sure to visit every once in awhile.
I did manage to come across this song while I was there. WARNING – DO NOT CLICK if you are at work, although if you somehow manage to get through their firewall to visit MY site, they must be pretty fucking lax. When I heard it, for some reason all I could think about was the Vman. Not sure why though, just there in my head for some reason. Maybe it’s the Zombie Raper post, or Cornholing. Damn.
See. I told you I was right…
Goats ARE fun. Just ask the Muslims
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Man Overboard!
Jesus Christ. Before leaving work I headed to the john to take a leak and it hit me like a ton of bricks before I even had the door open. Someone had evacuated their bowels and it smelled like a fucking dead animal. Just thought you should know.
Use soap
This is why I keep it short and use soap. I only have two brain cells left and need both of them for at least a couple more days. Hat tip to Stingflower.
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I’m busy
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Fashion
I made one of those stupid connections a couple of minutes ago. Steve Huff wrote a piece about pimping out your MySpace profiles. I commented on it, and went on a bit longer than perhaps I should have. I kind of drifted off and realized that I would be better off just posting the rest here.
I hate fashion. I am like a lot of guys. My hair stays the same (actually it is shaved right now) and I pretty much alternate between keeping it extremely short and sometimes I will get lazy and let it grow out a bit. Comb it straight back. Don’t need any of that goop in my fucking hair, or blow drying or styling. If I can’t rub a damn towel on my head and brush back a couple of times I am just not comfortable.
I am the same way with clothing. T-Shirts and Jeans for the most part. My jeans are the same ones I have been wearing for 25 years. Stuck in the late ’70s and ’80s. Straight jeans that actually fit between my beer gut and my hips, not below.
I hate the pants that fall down around your ankles, showing underwear and whatnot. I embarrassed my hostess at work a couple of weeks ago. She came behind the counter to get something and bent over. All I had to say was “Oh, pink today, huh?”. She wore a fucking belt the next day. Of course this is the one that wants to get her own name tattooed on the small of her back. Jesus. All I could think was “reading material if the guy fucking you from behind gets bored”. Couldn’t say that though. I like being able to pay my bills. Her name? Is that in case she forgets or for the stranger she just fucked?
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Groggy
Well, after taking the Benadryl I crashed at some point between 8:30 and 9 o’clock last night, just got up. I may end up having to do the same thing tonight. Damn, the sleep does me good but my back is fucking killing me this morning.
We did manage to get a pretty good thunderstorm through here last night. Need the rain for my plants and lawn so that was nice. Not that it will really cool things off at all. Supposed to be in the 90’s again today. Shit, normally August is the hottest month here but July was pretty damned hot. I have needed to get out and cut the grass for about a week now but it has just been too hot. I actually have the weekend off, so maybe I can get it done then, if I don’t get into Atlanta.
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