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I must be bored shitless. I have cleaned most of the entire downstairs. Vacuumed, mopped, doing laundry. Damn. I haven’t folded anything yet, but I may do that later. I think I am going to enjoy a nice pot pie and a beer for dinner first, then maybe balance the checkbook (Quicken). Sat down for awhile and watched Goodfellas. I have seen parts of it, but this was the first time I have seen it in entirety. Pretty damn good.

I noticed that several people have posted resolutions, and thought that it would be a good idea to put them in writing. Maybe I will actually accomplish a couple of them.

1. Clean my basement
2. Quit smoking (again)
3. Clean out some of the dead weight at work (shitcan some people)
4. Quit being so fucking nice (goes with #3)
5. Kiss my kids more
6. Win the lottery and tell my company to go fuck itself.
7. Have Jessica Alba for dinner (have to ask the wife first)

I have found money at work before, and on more than one occasion I have returned it to the rightful owner, but there has been a time or two that they never came back. It damn sure went in my gas tank.

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I knew I was going to hell anyway. Thanks to Dax, I know what for.

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

I could think of several cars to put these on.

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This was kind of interesting. Around three years ago, we built a snowman on the front lawn. My wife, along with my next door neighbor, added tits, and if I recall correctly, a penis. At some point during the day, I suppose someone found it offensive and knocked it over. There’s no accounting for taste I suppose.

Was it art or was it snow porn?

I don’t think that this has ever happened before. All five of us are sick, and I called in to work today. I have had to move my days off occasionally due to a sick child, and I am sure I missed a few days during the three years that I worked at the corporate office, as well as when I was an hourly, but in the 19 years that I have been in management, I have NEVER called in sick. You just don’t do that and keep your job long. Fuck it. I feel like shit.

It started out with Anna puking her guts out Saturday night and Sunday. I kept her home yesterday, then everyone else started getting it. Everyone else besides me has had the wonderful oppurtunity to blow chunks over the last couple of days, and for the most oart we are sticking to bed. Unfortunately, I have had the shits, and have been seriously nauseous for the last 24 hours. I want to throw up, but can’t. Right about now, a good puke would probably feel pretty damn good.